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Buckle Up for the Apocalypse: Suze Orman Declares Bitcoin a ‘Must-Have’ Investment and We’re All Doomed

BitcoinCrypto News 1 Sam Rogers September 9, 2024

A Suze Orman is shown standing in front of a crumbling cityscape at dusk, surrounded by flames and smoke. In her hand she holds a Bitcoin symbol while looking out over the chaos with an expression of determination. A faint image of a rocket ship blasting off into space can be seen rising above the ruins.

Just when you thought the Bitcoin bubble was going to burst for good, along comes Suze Orman, a financial advisor who’s clearly lost touch with reality, telling everyone on CNBC that they should all own some of this worthless digital trash. I mean, what’s next? Will she recommend investing in Beanie Babies or Pet Rocks too?.

Source: cointelegraph

Bitcoin ‘could very well catch fire’ as next generation of investors mature
https://cointelegraph.com/news/bitcoin-could-very-well-catch-fire-next-generation-investors-mature
Financial advisor Suze Orman, a best-selling author and host of the Women & Money podcast, recently discussed why everyone should own Bitcoin and how the next generation of investors could define the future of cryptocurrency.  Orman’s comments came during a recent interview with her former employer, CNBC. Her segment, the Suze Orman Show, ran from 2002 through 2016 and was among the network’s most highly rated finance-oriented programs.  During the […]

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Sam’s plunge into the crypto world turned into a brutal farce when he fell for an absurdly obvious scam promising to double his investment. After being fleeced by a slick email con, Sam is left fuming and broke. His writing drips with anger and dark humor as he exposes the outrageous scams and ludicrous promises of the crypto world. His motto: “I didn’t just fall for a scam—I was sucker-punched by an entire industry. If you think crypto is a goldmine, just wait until you see how deep it can dig your grave.”

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