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Buckle Up, Buttercup! Your Wallet’s About to Get a FREE Ride Down Into the Abyss of Despair With Bitcoin Plummeting Below $50K This Month… Guaranteed (Not Really)

A  rollercoaster plunges down a steep hill, its cars filled with worried-looking wallets and bags of money. The track twists and turns through clouds labeled 'Volatility' and 'Uncertainty', leading to a precipice marked '$50K'. In the background, a giant Bitcoin token looms large, its price plummeting downwards.

The Cryptocurrency Rollercoaster Rides Again – Or Does It?.

Source: cointelegraph

Bitcoin could extend its summer crab walk into September, with a potential correction below the key psychological mark of $50,000. The Bitcoin (BTC) price has struggled to gain momentum during an over two-week downtrend. The token has fallen over 12% since Aug. 26 to trade at $56,133 as of 11:24 am UTC, according to Cointelegraph data. BTC/USD, 1-month chart. Source: Cointelegraph This dynamic could set up Bitcoin for a correction […]

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