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Buckle Up, Buttercup! Regulators Finally Notice the Train Wreck That Is Uniswap and Decide to Get on Board!

Crypto NewsDeFiEthereum 1 Doug Martinez September 9, 2024

A train careens off a cliff into a dark valley below as regulators finally take notice, while Uniswap's logo lies shattered in pieces at its feet.

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Source: cointelegraph

Crypto Biz: US regulators crack down on Uniswap
https://cointelegraph.com/news/crypto-biz-us-regulators-crack-down-uniswap
A recent enforcement action in the United States has intensified the scrutiny over decentralized finance (DeFi) protocols, which have largely operated within a regulatory gray zone.  Regulators again targeted the decentralized trading platform Uniswap for allegedly facilitating illegal derivatives trading. The Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) has imposed fines and ordered Uniswap to cease the alleged violations. The move is indicative of the increasing regulatory focus on DeFi front ends […]

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