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Buckle Up Buttercup! Experts Stumped Again as Cryptocurrency Prices Do the Cha Cha Slide

A rollercoaster ride: A  bull and bear are locked in an endless struggle, with each trying to outdo the other as they careen through a winding track filled with ups and downs.

Just another day in crypto-land where prices bounce around like they’re attached to pogo sticks and experts are as useful as trying to predict which way a chicken will poop next.

Source: cointelegraph

Bitcoin (BTC) bounced off the critical $60,000 level on Oct. 4, indicating that the bulls are trying to form a higher floor. Lekker Capital chief investment officer Quinn Thomspon said in a post on X that buying Bitcoin near the $61,000 level is a “no-brainer.” Another bullish call for Bitcoin came from JPMorgan, which believes investors are turning toward gold and Bitcoin. “[R]ising geopolitical tensions and the coming [United States] […]

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