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Buckle Up Buttercup! Expert Predicts You Will Lose All Your Money on the Next Big Market Boom… Said No One Ever!

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The Great Cryptocurrency Concoction.

Source: cointelegraph

A notable market analyst believes the cryptocurrency and commodities markets could both be ahead of a parabolic rally. This is because both crypto assets and commodities remain “extremely undervalued,” according to analyst and entrepreneur Michaël van de Poppe. The analyst noted in a September 15 post on X that commodities were last valued at similar levels in 2000 and 1971. S&P Commodity Index vs S&P 500. Source: Michaël van de […]

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