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BTC Plummets to Earthly Depths as Entire Market Unravels in Cataclysmic Collapse of Epic Proportions

An illustration of a market chart with red lines descending in a steep slope as it crashes down towards an abyss at the bottom while Bitcoin whales are shown swimming away from the wreckage, leaving behind only ripples on the surface and bubbles rising up into the air amidst chaos. The background is dark grey to represent despair and hopelessness. A faint light can be seen far off in the distance representing a glimmer of hope for recovery but it's still too early to tell if it will materialize or not.

The cryptocurrency market is a wild ride full of ups and downs that make your head spin! It’s like trying to predict which way a cat in heat will jump next – you just can’t, no matter how hard you try.

Source: cointelegraph

Bitcoin (BTC) is finding it difficult to sustain above $60,000 but that has not deterred buying in the spot Bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs). Farside Investors data shows only two days of outflows since Aug. 7, which suggests that investors view the current level as a buying opportunity for the long term. According to technical analyst SuperBro, Bitcoin has always bottomed out either in July or August during the United States […]

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