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BRICS Just Unleashed Hellfire on Wall Street as Russia Creates Doomsday Payment System That Will Make Your Credit Card Worthless

Crypto NewsCyprusEconomists Sam Rogers October 26, 2024

A fiery inferno engulfs Wall Street's skyscrapers as flames lick at digital screens displaying credit card logos and dollar signs, while BRICS nations' flags wave defiantly in the background. A massive hammer breaks through a chain-link fence surrounding the New York Stock Exchange, symbolizing the 'hellfire' unleashed on Western financial systems.

Russia’s latest attempt to join forces with its BRICS buddies and take on the West has finally reached critical mass – or should I say ‘critical transaction’? Ivan Chebeskov, Russia’s Deputy Finance Minister, just dropped a bombshell stating that his country’s proposed new global payment system is gaining traction. And by ‘gaining traction’, I mean it’s getting more support than a crypto bro at a conference on responsible investing (spoiler alert: not much). Anyway, according to Chebeskov, the current system is .

Source: bitcoin.com

BRICS Backs Russia's Push for New Global Payment System to Counter Western Control
https://news.bitcoin.com/brics-backs-russias-push-for-new-global-payment-system-to-counter-western-control
Russia’s push for a BRICS payment system is gaining traction, with partners endorsing the plan to counter an “outdated, expensive, and ineffective” global framework. Russian Deputy Finance Minister Ivan Chebeskov announced that BRICS partners have shown strong support for Russia’s proposal to develop a BRICS payment system. Speaking from Washington during the International Monetary Fund (IMF) and World Bank meetings, Chebeskov described the global payment framework as “outdated, expensive, and […]

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