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BREAKING: You’re Still Reading This Article About Crypto Prices? Your Life Must Be a Desperate Cry for Help!

A comic illustration showing a bear trying to climb up a mountain with various cryptocurrencies falling down from it, while some are shown holding on tight.

You know what’s wild? People still waste their time reading about cryptocurrency prices, thinking they’ll somehow magically become rich overnight. Meanwhile, the bears are just sitting back, waiting for the inevitable collapse of this bubble. And let me tell you, it can’t happen soon enough.

Source: cointelegraph

Bitcoin (BTC) has been in a sideways price action pattern for several months, but the bears are trying to seize control. The resolution of the large $55,724 to $73,777 range in favor of the sellers could start a downtrend. Arthur Hayes, former CEO of crypto exchange BitMEX, has projected Bitcoin to fall below $50,000. A similar view was offered by veteran trader Peter Brandt, who has a target of $46,000 […]

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