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BREAKING: You’re Finally Getting the Memo That Investing in Crypto Is a Wild Gamble!!!

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BREAKING: SEC Warns Investors About Bitcoin and Ether ETF Risks, Calls Them Highly Speculative Investments – Because Duh!.

Source: bitcoin.com

The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has issued a bulletin warning about the risks of bitcoin and ether exchange-traded funds (ETFs), highlighting their speculative nature. The regulator urged investors to consider potential issues like price volatility, fraud, and lack of regulatory oversight. The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC)’s Office of Investor Education and Advocacy issued a bulletin on Monday, urging investors to consider the risks associated with bitcoin […]

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