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BREAKING: Your Grandma’s Life Savings Are Being Absorbed by Cryptocurrency Vortex, Experts Baffled by Phenomenon

A swirling vortex sucks up a tidal wave of money from grandma's piggy bank, with dollar bills and coins being pulled into its depths as bitcoin and ether symbols rise above the chaos.

The never-ending saga of gullible idiots throwing their money into cryptocurrency continues unabated.

Source: bitcoin.com

According to the latest numbers, U.S. spot bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) raked in $135.95 million in inflows on Tuesday. Meanwhile, spot ether ETFs were not left behind, attracting $62.51 million in new capital. It was a solid day for U.S. spot bitcoin and ether ETFs, both showing healthy inflows. Blackrock‘s IBIT led the bitcoin ETFs, pulling in $98.89 million. Bitwise’s BITB followed, adding $17.41 million, while Fidelity’s FBTC secured $16.8 […]

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