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BREAKING: You Won’t Believe Why the World’s Most Powerful Company Is Suddenly Obsessed With Losing Money on Cryptocurrency

A stylized illustration depicting a Microsoft logo with dollar signs melting into it, surrounded by fragmented screens displaying cryptocurrency price charts in various stages of fluctuation. A faint image of Bill Gates can be seen walking away from this scene, symbolizing his previous criticism of Bitcoin.

Microsoft’s foray into Bitcoin – because who needs actual profits when you can diversify with a speculative asset?.

Source: bitcoin.com

Experts see Microsoft’s consideration of investing in bitcoin as a sign of growing acceptance among public companies to use cryptocurrency as a diversification strategy to maintain market dominance and protect shareholder value. Reports suggesting Microsoft might use some of its cash reserves to acquire BTC indicate a growing trend of public companies viewing it as a strategy to maintain market dominance and protect shareholder value, experts argue. They point to […]

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