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BREAKING: You Won’t Believe Who Just Took Over the Entire US Congress in a Shocking Crypto Coup

A  illustration depicting an empty, darkened US Capitol building with broken chains and shackles at its entrance, symbolizing freedom from outdated financial systems. In contrast, a bright light shines through the windows, representing the dawn of a new era in cryptocurrency-driven reforms.

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Source: bitcoin.com

A pro-crypto Congress takes shape as more than 280 newly elected crypto-friendly allies promise to drive bold reforms, fueling momentum for a decentralized financial future. The U.S. cryptocurrency industry saw major successes in this week’s elections, with over 280 pro-crypto candidates winning congressional seats and former President Donald Trump securing re-election. Fox Business reported that these victories follow substantial investment from the crypto sector, which spent over $238 million supporting […]

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