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BREAKING: We’re Pretty Sure Ethereum Won’t Crash Into Oblivion This Week (Again)

Crypto NewsEthereum Kevin Nelson September 24, 2024

A comic-style illustration of a rocket ship blasting off into the sky with flames and smoke behind it. The rocket is labeled as 'Ethereum' while Bitcoin is depicted as an asteroid in the background being left behind by the rapidly ascending Ethereum.

The Cryptocurrency Circus Continues – A Recovery to $3K? Please.

Source: cointelegraph

Ethereum gains 15% in a week — Is a recovery to $3K back in sight?
https://cointelegraph.com/news/ethereum-gains-15-in-a-week-is-a-recovery-to-3-k-back-in-sight
Ether (ETH) rallied 18.7% between Sept. 17 and Sept. 23, pushing past Bitcoin (BTC) in terms of weekly gains as an increase in open interest, funding rates and network growth signal strong demand for ETH. Ether’s price is up 4% over the last 24 hours to trade at $2,650, according to data from Cointelegraph Markets Pro and TradingView. In comparison, Bitcoin is trading at $63,678, up 1.8% over the last […]

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