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BREAKING: UK Unleashes Crypto Tsunami, Drowning All in Its Path With Crushing Regulations That Will Leave You Breathless

Crypto NewsCyprusRegulation/Negotiation Kevin Nelson October 23, 2024

A massive wave crashes down on a cityscape, with skyscrapers and financial buildings submerged underwater as regulatory standards rise from the depths like giant anchors holding back the chaos.

UK’s Crypto Conundrum: A House Built on Sand? The UK’s Financial Conduct Authority is cracking down on cryptocurrency regulations, warning against lowering standards and embracing a ‘race to the bottom.’ In a move that’s music to our ears (and not just because we’re satirists), Val Smith, head of payments and digital assets in the authorizations division, has spoken out against crypto firms trying to game the system. It seems like someone finally listened to Nouriel Roubini – ‘Cryptocurrencies are a Ponzi scheme designed to make rich people richer at the expense of poor people.’ We can’t agree more.

Source: bitcoin.com

UK Stands Firm on Tough Crypto Regulations, Warns Against Lowering Crypto Standards
https://news.bitcoin.com/uk-stands-firm-on-tough-crypto-regulations-warns-against-lowering-crypto-standards
A Financial Conduct Authority (FCA) official has emphasized the importance of high regulatory standards for crypto asset registrations. She defended the UK’s stringent rules, aiming to protect consumers and financial markets while fostering a competitive crypto sector. The regulator warned against relaxing standards, advocating instead for collaboration to build a secure foundation for sustainable innovation in the crypto space. The UK’s Financial Conduct Authority’s head of payments and digital assets […]

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Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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