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BREAKING: TON’s Blockchain Implodes Under Crushing Weight of DOGS Memecoin Launch Because Apparently Validators Were Too Busy Playing Solitaire to Clean Their Database

Crypto NewsNewsRipple 3 Doug Martinez August 30, 2024

A cartoonish illustration of a blockchain network, depicted as a large tree with branches and roots, is shown being overwhelmed by an influx of memecoin tokens (represented as small dogs) pouring in from all directions. In the background, several validators are seen playing Solitaire on their computers, oblivious to the chaos unfolding before them.

In a stunning display of incompetence, TON’s blockchain has been down for hours due to an ‘unusual load’ caused by the launch of Dogs (DOGS), another mind-numbing memecoin designed to appeal to Telegram users. Because what we really needed was more useless tokens clogging up our blockchains and driving energy consumption through the roof. And, of course, because TON’s validators were unable to ‘clean their database’ – a euphemism for being completely unprepared for even moderate traffic on their network. One can only assume that these validators are either incompetent or just plain lazy. Meanwhile, I’m sure Pavel Durov is thrilled to see his Telegram mascot turned into yet another money-sucking memecoin.

Source: cointelegraph

TON is back online after block production outage triggered by DOGS
https://cointelegraph.com/news/ton-back-online-dogs-outage
The Open Network (TON) blockchain is back online after experiencing issues that caused its network to stop producing new blocks for several hours. “TON is now producing blocks normally! We are back online,” the TON Foundation reported on its X page on Aug. 28 at 5:30 am UTC. Transactions and block production data on The Open Network (TON) blockchain. Source: Dton.io According to data from the TON transaction scanner Dton.io, […]

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