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BREAKING: The Entire World Will Soon Be Waiting With Bated Breath as the Most Thrilling, Edge-of-Your-Seat Statement Ever Issued by French Authorities About Some Russian Guy Named Pavel Durov Is Finally Ready for Release

A cartoonish illustration of a clock ticking away, its hands stuck at 7:15 am UTC as the minutes tick by in anticipation. A faint image of Pavel Durov's face is visible on a screen behind it, with French authorities' statement being typed out on a computer keyboard nearby.

**Pavel’s Parisian Predicament**.

Source: cointelegraph

Update 7:15 am UTC: Added info about the extension of the detention period of Telegram CEO Pavel Durov in France. French authorities have extended the detention of Telegram CEO Pavel Durov following his arrest in Paris over alleged offenses related to the Telegram messaging app in Europe. The magistrate investigating Durov’s case in France extended the CEO’s arrest beyond Sunday, Aug. 25, local news agency AFP reported on Aug. 26. […]

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