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BREAKING: The Apocalypse Has Arrived – Franklin Templeton Decides Your Life Savings Should Be Held Hostage by Blockchain

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Franklin Templeton: Because Who Needs Traditional Finance When You Can Just Tokenize Everything?.

Source: bitcoin.com

Franklin Templeton has extended its blockchain initiatives by launching its tokenized U.S. Government Money Fund on the Avalanche network. This move marks another expansion of the firm’s onchain financial products. Franklin Templeton, an investment firm with $1.6 trillion in assets under management, has integrated its Franklin Onchain U.S. Government Money Fund (FOBXX), also referred to as Benji, with the Avalanche blockchain. This fund, the first U.S.-registered mutual fund to use […]

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