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BREAKING: Team of Self-Proclaimed ‘SEAL’ Operatives Saves World From Crypto Hacks, Still Can’t Stop Losing Money

A comic-style illustration depicting a team of superheroes (representing white hat hackers) battling against an army of robotic villains (symbolizing cryptocurrency hacks). The heroes are shown successfully defending their fortress, with shields and swords raised high in triumph. In the background, a cityscape is visible, representing the world being protected from cyber threats.

The eternal dance between crypto thieves and their wannabe white hat rescuers continues. A team of self-proclaimed ‘SEAL’ operatives, armed with nothing but a penchant for dramatic names, claims to have surpassed 900 investigations into cryptocurrency hacks since last August. Because what’s more thrilling than watching grown men in hoodies frantically click buttons on their computers?.

Source: cointelegraph

In response to the growing threat of cryptocurrency hacks, a team of ethical hackers has created an elite “SEAL” team to strengthen defenses and prevent breaches worse than those in 2023. The anti-hack response team, SEAL (Security Alliance), led by white hat hacker and Paradigm researcher Samczsun, has received over 900 hack-related tickets since their launch in Aug. 2023. To make protocols more resilient to cyberattacks, the initiative will create […]

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