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BREAKING: South Korean Regulators Finally Notice Crypto Exchanges Are Still a Hot Mess After Entire Year of Doing Nothing About It!

Crypto NewsRegulation/Negotiation 1 Barry Thompson September 9, 2024

A South Korean financial regulator, dressed in a suit with a stern expression, stands over two crypto exchange buildings on fire, while flames and smoke rise from the windows as a clock ticks away one year since stricter regulations were implemented.

South Korea’s financial regulators are finally cracking down on those pesky crypto exchanges, because apparently it takes a whole year after stricter regulations were implemented for them to get around to doing their job. I mean, what could possibly go wrong with giving scammers and money launderers free rein over the country’s economy? Anyway, according to reports, South Korea’s Financial Supervisory Service (FSS) will be conducting an inspection of crypto exchanges in search of any illegal or unfair practices that might have slipped under the radar. Because let’s face it, these guys are experts at hiding their dirty laundry.

Source: bitcoin.com

South Korean Regulator Unveils Plan to Inspect Crypto Exchanges for Illegal Practices
https://news.bitcoin.com/south-korean-regulator-unveils-plan-to-inspect-crypto-exchanges-for-illegal-practices
South Korea’s financial regulator, the Financial Supervisory Service (FSS), will inspect crypto exchanges to identify illegal practices following stricter regulations under the Virtual Asset Users Protection Act. The review aims to ensure compliance and safeguard crypto assets, with severe penalties for violations, including life imprisonment for profiting over five billion won illegally. South Koera’s Financial Supervisory Service (FSS) announced on Tuesday its plan to initiate an inspection of crypto exchanges […]

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