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BREAKING: Senator Warren Threatens to DESTROY Citibank With Her Magic Legos Because They’re Too Big and Bad at Their Jobs (Finally Someone Tackles the Banking Monsters)

News Sam Rogers October 7, 2024

An illustration of a giant Lego castle crumbling into chaos as a massive hammer comes crashing down from above, surrounded by scattered bricks and debris; in the foreground, a smaller but still imposing Citibank skyscraper stands amidst flames and smoke.

Well isn’t this just peachy? Senator Elizabeth Warren wants to take apart Citibank like a bad Lego set because they’re too big and incompetent to manage themselves. I mean who needs that many people getting bonuses for doing nothing, right? But seriously, it’s about time someone took on the banking behemoths. They’ve been making reckless decisions left and right while raking in billions from their customers. Warren’s not just talking tough either – she’s got a plan to break up Citi if they don’t shape up. And let me tell you, I’m all for it.

Source: bitcoin.com

Senator Warren Slams Citibank's Ongoing Failures — Suggests Breaking up Citi
https://news.bitcoin.com/senator-warren-slams-citibanks-ongoing-failures-suggests-breaking-up-citi
Senator Elizabeth Warren has called for bold action from regulators, urging the acting head of the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC) to address Citibank’s persistent operational failures. Warren stated that Citibank may be “too-big-to-manage,” citing years of regulatory missteps and mishandled reforms, despite ongoing penalties. The letter suggests that breaking up the bank could be a necessary step. U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) urged Michael Hsu, acting […]

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