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BREAKING: Semler Scientific Bets Entire Company’s Future on Bitcoin Because Who Needs Actual Business Strategy When You Can Just Gamble Away $5 Million?

A cartoon businessman, dressed in a suit and tie, stands confidently on one side of the illustration, with a giant bitcoin symbol hovering above his head. On the other side is a worried-looking scientist, surrounded by beakers and test tubes, representing Semler Scientific's actual business focus. The two figures are separated by a large gap, indicating a disconnect between their priorities.

They’re at it again! Another company, Semler Scientific, is throwing its cash into the void of cryptocurrency in an attempt to get rich quick. Because what could possibly go wrong with buying more worthless digital tokens? They’ve purchased a whopping 83 bitcoins for $5 million, because who needs actual business acumen when you can just throw money at a bubble and hope it pops soon enough?.

Source: bitcoin.com

Semler Scientific has purchased 83 more bitcoins for $5 million, bringing its total holdings to 1,012 BTC. The company expressed optimism about the increasing institutional adoption of bitcoin, emphasizing: “We believe this increasing institutionalization will drive value for both bitcoin prices and for our stockholders.” Semler Scientific Inc., a company that focuses on developing technology to combat chronic diseases, announced on Monday that it has purchased additional 83 bitcoins for […]

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