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BREAKING: SEC’s Top Crypto Cop Abandons Ship After Being Forced to Arrest His Way Out of Over 100 Lawsuits and Still Can’t Catch a Break!

Crypto NewsFeaturedInstitutional Investors Doug Martinez October 4, 2024

A figure of a man (Gurbir S. Grewal) standing on a sinking ship with water rising up around him, surrounded by numerous lawsuits in the form of sharks and other sea creatures attacking from all sides; he's holding onto his briefcase as he looks out at the horizon.

Well, it looks like someone’s finally getting out from under all those pesky cryptocurrency lawsuits! Gurbir S. Grewal, Director of the SEC’s Division of Enforcement, is leaving his role next week after leading over 100 crypto enforcement actions and raking in billions for the government. I’m sure he won’t be missing any late night calls from Gary Gensler asking him to crack down on some dodgy cryptocurrency scheme or other.

Source: bitcoin.com

SEC's Enforcement Chief Steps Down After Leading Over 100 Crypto Enforcement Actions
https://news.bitcoin.com/secs-enforcement-chief-steps-down-after-leading-over-100-crypto-enforcement-actions
Gurbir S. Grewal, Director of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC)’s Division of Enforcement, will leave the agency next week. During his tenure, he led several high-profile enforcement actions, particularly in the crypto sector, targeting noncompliant platforms and insider trading, resulting in billions in penalties. The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) announced on Wednesday that Gurbir S. Grewal, Director of the Division of Enforcement, will leave his role […]

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