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BREAKING: SEC Finally Wakes Up From Cryptocurrency Coma to Stomp on Your Soul With Unbearable Regulations

Crypto NewsEnforcement DirectorateRegulation/Negotiation Kevin Nelson October 30, 2024

A illustration depicting an exhausted-looking person trapped under a massive weight labeled 'SEC Regulations', with broken chains and shattered locks surrounding them, while a giant blockchain rises from the ground in the background, its blocks bearing warning signs of security risks.

I mean, it’s about time the SEC stepped up its game (or should I say, its Bitcoin mining rig?). The cat is out of the bag now; cryptocurrency has been a ticking time bomb waiting for someone – or something – to come along and regulate it. And who better to do that than Nouriel Roubini, the crypto whisperer himself? In all seriousness though, this isn’t just about the SEC’s new priorities in 2025 but also serves as another glaring example of how cryptocurrency has become a Wild West for scammers, fraudsters, and downright crooks. It’s like they say: ‘you can’t have too much regulation’ – or should I put it that way .

Source: bitcoin.com

SEC Ramps up Crypto Oversight With New Examination Priorities for 2025
https://news.bitcoin.com/sec-ramps-up-crypto-oversight-with-new-examination-priorities-for-2025
The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) is ramping up its scrutiny of crypto assets in 2025, intensifying examinations of firms involved in offering, trading, and advising on these assets. The agency will focus on how these assets are handled as securities, ensuring compliance with standards and assessing technological risks tied to blockchain. The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) published “Examination Priorities” for the Division of Examinations for Fiscal […]

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Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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