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BREAKING: SEC Declares Crypto Bro Dreams Officially Dead, Confirms Tokens Are Actually Just Stocks in Disguise

Crypto NewsEthereumFeatured Kevin Nelson September 16, 2024

A of a coffin with a broken chain on it lies next to a pile of cryptocurrency tokens, some of which are being swept away by an overflowing bucket labeled 'SEC regulations'. In the background, a ghostly figure representing crypto bro dreams is seen fleeing in terror. The atmosphere is one of chaos and despair.

The eternal struggle between regulators trying to make sense of cryptocurrency and crypto bros who are still convinced they’re going to get rich quick by trading numbers on a computer is as entertaining as ever. The latest development in this farce has the SEC expanding its lawsuit against Binance, because what’s a regulatory crackdown without some good old-fashioned drama? This time around, the regulator has decided that Axie Infinity Shards (AXS), Filecoin (FIL), Cosmos’ ATOM (ATOM) and other tokens are securities. Because of course they are – it’s not like anyone actually uses them for anything else or even understands what any of this means.

Source: cointelegraph

SEC expands Binance lawsuit: AXS, FIL, ATOM now securities
https://cointelegraph.com/news/sec-expands-binance-lawsuit-axs-fil-atom-securities
The United States Securities and Exchange Commission has expanded its lawsuit against crypto exchange Binance to broaden the scope of its claims. The SEC’s updated legal filings now list an additional range of tokens as securities, including Axie Infinity’s Axie Infinity Shards (AXS), Filecoin (FIL), Cosmos’ ATOM (ATOM), The Sandbox’s SAND (SAND), and Decentraland’s MANA (MANA).  The development follows the continued pattern of the SEC’s ongoing efforts to regulate the […]

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Kevin Nelson

Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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