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BREAKING: Seattle Airport Held Hostage by $6M Bitcoin Extortionists – Will They Pay Up or Risk Total Air Travel Anarchy?

A  airport terminal with planes grounded on tarmac and passengers stranded outside; one plane's luggage cart has been hijacked by a giant bitcoin symbol which is driving off into chaos as flames engulf the surrounding area.

The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency-fueled chaos continues! Seattle-Tacoma International Airport has been hit with a $6 million bitcoin ransom demand after being cyberattacked by those pesky Rhysida hackers. Because, you know, what’s more fun than paying millions in unregulated digital cash to terrorists? And let me guess: the airport is refusing to pay because it would be ‘misusing taxpayer money’. How quaint! Meanwhile, I’m sure all those affected individuals will just love receiving a notification that their personal data has been stolen and posted on the dark web. Just peachy.

Source: bitcoin.com

Hackers have targeted Seattle-Tacoma International Airport with a ransomware attack, demanding 100 bitcoins to buy the data back. Although the airport managed to fend off most of the damage, the attackers encrypted some data and posted stolen files on the dark web. Now, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) is involved, and the airport refuses to pay the ransom. Hackers have demanded over $6 million in bitcoin from the operator […]

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