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BREAKING: Roblox Abandons All Sanity, Announces Plan to Steal Your Life Savings in a Desperate Bid for More Monopoly Money

A  illustration of Roblox's logo being sucked into a vortex labeled 'Fiat Money' as developers and players in the background scramble to hold onto their digital currency.

As we all know, there’s nothing quite like a good ol’ fashioned cash grab. And what better way for Roblox to rake in some extra dough than by charging kids (and their parents) real money? I mean, who needs ‘Robux’, the platform’s own digital currency, when you can just charge them $9.99 or $49.99 like a normal human being? It’s not like they’re going to get ripped off or anything… Oh wait, that’s exactly what will happen.

Source: cointelegraph

The Roblox Corporation recently announced a slew of updates to its gaming and development platform. Chief among the impending changes is a new policy allowing developers to sell paid games on the platform in exchange for fiat money, expanding Roblox’s policy on only charging users in its “Robux” digital currency. Roblox also announced a partnership with Shopify to allow players to purchase physical merchandise from digital experiences. These changes are […]

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