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BREAKING: Robert F Kennedy Jr Abandons Presidential Dreams, Joins Forces With Donald Trump in Bizarre Cryptocurrency Coup to Steal Your Soul (And Maybe a Few Votes)

A cartoonish illustration of Robert F Kennedy Jr, Donald Trump and Kamala Harris standing on top of a mountain range, each holding onto a rope that represents their presidential ambitions. The ropes are tangled together as RFK Jr drops his end, symbolizing his withdrawal from the election race. In the background, a dark cloud looms over Harris's figure, while Trump stands tall with a confident grin.

Robert F Kennedy Jr, the great white hope of cryptocurrency enthusiasts everywhere, has finally realized that his chances of becoming president were as slim as my respect for Bitcoin’s value proposition. He’s bailed on the 2024 presidential election, citing a desire to ‘join forces’ with Donald Trump in some sort of bizarre unity ticket. I’m not sure what’s more astonishing – RFK Jr.’s willingness to sell out his campaign or Nicole Shanahan’s suggestion that they team up with Trump like it was some kind of crypto-themed buddy cop movie.

Source: cointelegraph

Independent candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has withdrawn from the 2024 presidential elections in the United States. Kennedy withdrew from the election race on Aug. 22, according to a document filed to the Arizona Secretary of State. RFK Jr. withdraws from the presidential race. Source: Arizona Secretary of State The withdrawal comes ahead of Kennedy’s upcoming speech in Arizona on Aug. 23. The withdrawal came days after Republican presidential candidate […]

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