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BREAKING: Regulatory License Issued for Exchange That Will Probably Still Get Shut Down Anyway

Crypto NewsRegulation/NegotiationRetail Investors 1 Kevin Nelson September 9, 2024

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When it comes to cryptocurrency, there’s nothing quite like the thrill of watching gullible idiots throw their money at a regulatory stamp of approval. And what better way to celebrate this milestone than with a press release that reeks of desperation? Binance Kazakhstan has finally received its full regulatory license from the Astana Financial Services Authority (AFSA), because apparently, there’s no such thing as bad publicity in crypto land. The exchange is thrilled, and who can blame them? After all, it takes an army of auditors to ensure compliance with ‘high regulatory standards’ – a euphemism for ‘we’re trying not to get shut down just yet’. But don’t worry, folks, Binance Kazakhstan will now be able to manage virtual assets, conduct principal investments, and offer custody services. Because what could possibly go wrong?.

Source: bitcoin.com

Binance Kazakhstan Receives Formal Consent for Regulatory License
https://news.bitcoin.com/binance-kazakhstan-receives-formal-consent-for-regulatory-license
Binance Kazakhstan received formal consent from the Astana Financial Services Authority (AFSA) for a full regulatory license, marking a major step toward becoming Kazakhstan’s first fully regulated Digital Asset Trading Facility (DATF). The approval followed rigorous evaluations, including financial audits and ISO certifications. Once licensed, Binance will manage virtual assets, offer custody services, and conduct principal investments. Cryptocurrency exchange Binance announced on Friday that Binance Kazakhstan “has received formal consent […]

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Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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