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BREAKING: Quantum Computers Turn the Tables on Stupid Passwords – Your Secret Life as a Crypto Novice Is Finally Exposed

A  illustration of a quantum computer with glowing blue lines and circuits breaking through traditional password-protected locks (represented by strong chains) while an AES encryption key is shown being manipulated like playdough. In the background, a cityscape at night symbolizing cryptocurrency transactions.

Crypto bros finally get a taste of what it’s like when your ‘hacked’ password is actually just quantum- proof that you’re an idiot for using 123456.

Source: cointelegraph

Chinese researchers using a quantum computer reportedly claim to have breached the encryption algorithms used in banking and crypto. Shanghai University researchers led by Wang Chao claim they used a quantum computer produced by Canada’s D-Wave Systems to breach the algorithms through quantum annealing, which involves searching for the lowest energy state, the South China Morning Post (SCMP) reported on Oct. 11. The researchers targeted the Present, Gift-64, and Rectangle […]

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