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BREAKING: North Korea Abandons All Hope as Cryptocurrency Market Continues to Thrive Without Them – Guess Who’s Still on Sanctions?

News Kevin Nelson October 5, 2024

A of Kim Jong-un standing at an empty podium in front of a large screen displaying the BRICS logo with a faint image of Russia's President Putin behind him, while on his right side is Choe Son-hui holding hands with other world leaders from various countries. In contrast to this scene, another North Korean leader stands alone and isolated under sanctions.

With all due respect (not that I have any) to the esteemed diplomats and analysts quoted in this article, has anyone noticed what’s been missing from North Korea’s economic woes? That’s right, folks, it’s not a lack of BRICS membership or strained relations with China – it’s cryptocurrency! Just imagine if Kim Jong-un had invested all his country’s sanctions money into buttcoin instead. He’d be swimming in riches by now and wouldn’t need to bother with those pesky international alliances. But no, alas, he’s stuck trying to join the BRICS group while his economy crumbles under the weight of its own inefficiencies. Meanwhile, I’ll just stick with my trusty old fiat currency, thanks for asking.

Source: bitcoin.com

North Korea Signals Closer BRICS Relations Amid Growing Russia Ties
https://news.bitcoin.com/north-korea-signals-closer-brics-relations-amid-growing-russia-ties
North Korea may be ramping up efforts to align itself with the BRICS economic bloc, as its top diplomat skipped the United Nations General Assembly in favor of a BRICS-related event. Analysts suggest that while Kim Jong-un seeks to break diplomatic isolation through such alliances, North Korea’s sanctions and economic constraints make membership unlikely. Recent actions point to North Korea’s increasing cooperation with Russia, signaling possible shifts in its foreign […]

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