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BREAKING: New SEC Chair Will Instantly Turn You Into Crypto Millionaire Overnight – Here’s Why

A  illustration of Gary Gensler sitting at his desk with a clock ticking away in the background as he looks worried while holding a briefcase labeled 'SEC'.

The cryptocurrency space has been left reeling since Gary Gensler’s impending departure as SEC chair, with many speculating that President-elect Donald Trump will appoint a crypto-friendly replacement. While this might seem like a silver bullet for Ether (ETH) price and ETF inflows, it’s essential to examine the complexities involved in such a scenario.

Source: cointelegraph

With the landslide victory of President-elect Donald Trump, it would appear that the days are numbered for Gary Gensler, chair of the United States Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC). Market and political observers anticipate that Trump will anoint a new head of the commission, a shift that could enable spot ETH ETFs to offer staking rewards and subsequently raise Ether (ETH) price. Trump has made a lot of big promises […]

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