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BREAKING: HKEX Just Admitted What We’ve Been Saying About Crypto All Along , Their New Digital Asset Index Is Actually a Backdoor to Total Global Domination

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Source: cointelegraph

Hong Kong Exchanges and Clearing (HKEX), a publicly traded global exchange group, announced the launch of a new digital asset index series for accurate real-time data on digital assets in the Asia-Pacific region. The HKEX Virtual Asset Index Series will go live on Nov. 15, providing investors with benchmarks for Bitcoin (BTC) and Ether (ETH) pricing in the Asian time zone.  HKEX’s new index series coincides with the Hong Kong […]

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