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BREAKING: Gensler Resigns Under Pressure as Crypto Cartel Infiltrates Biden Admin

A  illustration of Gary Gensler being dragged away from his desk by two figures representing 'The People', with chains and shackles symbolizing loss of trust, while behind him, a cityscape is shown crumbling under the weight of broken investor confidence and economic stagnation. In contrast, a new figure emerges in the background - an American flag waving high amidst rising financial markets and thriving businesses.

It’s official: The crypto bros have found their new BFF in the White House. Following Donald Trump’s election win, it seems like everything is about to get ‘regulatory friendly’ for cryptocurrency enthusiasts and scammers alike.

Source: bitcoin.com

The American Securities Association is urging SEC Chair Gary Gensler to resign immediately, citing Trump’s election win as a mandate for a new direction focused on investor trust and economic growth. Following the results of the 2024 U.S. Election, the American Securities Association (ASA) has called for the resignation of Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) Chairman Gary Gensler. ASA President and CEO Chris Iacovella stated that Gensler’s departure is essential […]

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