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BREAKING: Federal Judges Declare It Totally Fine to Bet Your Life Savings on the Likelihood of Nancy Pelosi’s Hair Catching Fire During a Speech

A  federal judge sits at a desk with stacks of books behind them, wearing a serious expression as they hold up a gavel in one hand and gesture towards a betting market on screen displaying Nancy Pelosi's hair catching fire during a speech.

Don’t worry folks, it’s now officially safe to bet on US congressional elections thanks to our esteemed judiciary system! That is, as long as you’re betting through Kalshi, the predictions market that’s just raking in the cash from gullible Americans. I mean who doesn’t love a good gamble? The DC Circuit Court of Appeals has ruled that these event contracts are perfectly legal and not at all like traditional gambling or election rigging. Because what could possibly go wrong with betting on politicians, right?.

Source: bitcoin.com

This week, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit has ruled in favor of the predictions market Kalshi, allowing the commodities exchange to offer event contracts based on the outcome of U.S. congressional elections. Circuit Judge Millett’s opinion supports the legality of the contracts, dismissing claims of gaming or election gambling. In a decision issued on Oct. 2, 2024, Circuit Judge Millett denied the Commodity Futures […]

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