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BREAKING: FBI Unleashes Epic Takedown on Shocking Crypto Scam That Will Leave You Speechless… But Only if You Were Already Suspecting This Was a Total Rip-Off All Along

News Sam Rogers September 23, 2024

A illustration depicting an arcade parlor with electronic games and virtual slot machines, surrounded by ATM-like 'cryptocurrency teller machines' in various states of disarray, as if being shut down or raided; a faint image of a cryptocurrency logo (Obsidian Digital Asset Coin) is visible on one machine, while others are shown spewing out cash.

Yeah, because what’s more ‘legitimate’ than using fake cryptocurrency as a front for an illegal gambling operation? I mean, it’s not like they’re just making up nonsense numbers on a computer screen or anything (oh wait, that is exactly what they’re doing). This whole thing reeks of the kind of desperation and dishonesty we’ve come to expect from those trying to scam people out of their hard-earned cash. It’s basically ‘Hey look, I’m using cryptocurrency! Must be legit!’ No, it just means you’re a crook with an ATM machine in your parlor.

Source: bitcoin.com

FBI Cracks Down on Illegal Gambling Network Using Fake Crypto
https://news.bitcoin.com/fbi-cracks-down-on-illegal-gambling-network-using-fake-crypto
A Denver resident has been convicted of running an illegal gambling business involving several parlors across Colorado. The scheme involved electronic games and a fake cryptocurrency to conceal the exchange of credits for cash, revealing fraud and money laundering. The only function of this crypto “was to be exchanged for cash at an ATM-like ‘cryptocurrency teller machine’ next door to or within the gambling parlor.” The U.S. Attorney’s Office for […]

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Sam’s plunge into the crypto world turned into a brutal farce when he fell for an absurdly obvious scam promising to double his investment. After being fleeced by a slick email con, Sam is left fuming and broke. His writing drips with anger and dark humor as he exposes the outrageous scams and ludicrous promises of the crypto world. His motto: “I didn’t just fall for a scam—I was sucker-punched by an entire industry. If you think crypto is a goldmine, just wait until you see how deep it can dig your grave.”

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