BREAKING: FBI Issues Urgent Warning About Crypto – Because Apparently Some People Still Haven’t Figured Out It’s a Giant Scam

The FBI’s latest warning about North Korea’s cyber attacks targeting crypto and defi is a stark reminder that only criminals use this stuff for real. I mean, who needs sophisticated social engineering tactics when you can just scam people out of their life savings with promises of guaranteed riches? The fact that the FBI has to issue warnings about these kinds of threats suggests that they’re not taken seriously by anyone except the gullible idiots who still think crypto is a good idea.

But hey, at least North Korea’s cyber actors are getting creative. Who needs boring old malware when you can craft personalized scenarios tailored to appeal to individual victims? It’s like they’re trying to make it as hard as possible for companies in the cryptocurrency sector to stay safe.

And let’s be real, folks – if a company is vulnerable enough that North Korea can just waltz in and steal all their crypto funds, then maybe they shouldn’t have been playing with fire in the first place. It’s not like this is some kind of surprise attack from out of nowhere; we’ve known for years that cryptocurrency is rife with fraudsters and scammers.

So here’s a tip: if you’re still invested in crypto at this point, just accept it as your own personal hobby horse to be ridden into the ground by North Korean hackers. Stay tuned for more!.