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BREAKING: ETH Stakers Now So Desperate for Cash They’re Willingly Giving Their Money Away… Again!

Crypto NewsEthereum 2 Linda Williams September 1, 2024

A desperate staker is shown holding an empty wallet with coins spilling out, while another figure in the background holds a sign reading 'Restake' and gestures towards them. In the foreground, a graph shows declining APRs and increasing token supply.

The never-ending saga of Ethereum’s stakers desperately trying to get their hands on some decent returns, only to be met with diminishing rewards and an inevitable plunge into financial despair.

Source: cointelegraph

ETH restaking surge driven by a decrease in annual staking rates — P2P.org
https://cointelegraph.com/news/ethereum-restaking-surge-apr-decrease-defi-trends
The surge in Ethereum restaking is driven by many factors, including a decrease in the annual percentage rates (APRs) of staking, according to non-custodial staking service provider P2P.org.  Staking is the process of locking crypto in a smart contract in exchange for generating income and rewards. It is an essential part of proof-of-stake (PoS) blockchains, providing security to the network. The process often attracts investors as staking APRs are much […]

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Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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