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BREAKING: Elon Musk Unveils Groundbreaking Robot That Does Actual Work… Said No One Ever

A cartoonish image depicting Elon Musk standing proudly next to Optimus, his humanoid robot project, which is shown in a glass case with its arms crossed and looking unimpressed. In the background are Tesla cars driving by on their own, but it's clear that they're being driven by human drivers rather than autonomous systems.

Just when you thought Elon Musk’s tunnel vision (pun intended) on autonomous cars was getting old, he goes and tries to pass off his Optimus humanoid robot project as some sort of cutting-edge innovation. Newsflash: it’s a human in spandex dancing around with wires attached! And don’t even get me started on the ‘household chores’ video that turned out to be just a guy operating the thing remotely. You’d think someone would’ve fact-checked this before hitting send, but I guess that’s what happens when you’re too busy building tunnels and making promises about robotaxis to bother with actual development.

Source: cointelegraph

Elon Musk’s automotive manufacturing company, Tesla, has repeatedly said that its “Full Self-Driving” software was near complete. Musk has mentioned on numerous occasions that both enterprise and independent owners will soon have the option to monetize their vehicle ownership by allowing their cars to operate autonomously as robotaxis.  Meanwhile, Tesla’s humanoid robot project, Optimus, has been hindered by hype since the moment the company tried to pass off a human […]

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