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BREAKING: East Asia’s Desperate Gamble on ‘Numbers on a Computer’ Will Definitely Not End in Catastrophic Failure and Ruin the Global Economy (Probably)

Crypto NewsInstitutional InvestorsRegulation/Negotiation Kevin Nelson September 23, 2024

A stylized illustration of East Asia's cryptocurrency market growth, with South Korea as the leading region, represented by a giant dragon breathing fire onto a rising graph line. Hong Kong is depicted as a cityscape surrounded by blockchain chains, symbolizing its unique regulatory framework and institutional adoption.

Just when you thought the crypto market was dead, along comes East Asia to save it with its institutional adoption of blockchain technology. Because what could possibly go wrong with South Korea’s $130 billion investment in ‘numbers on a computer’, created from nothing? I mean, who needs actual value or tangible assets when you can just print some code and call it money? And Hong Kong is right there with them, embracing the crypto bros’ love of all things virtual. Because what could possibly go wrong with allowing unregulated trading platforms to flourish in a major financial hub?.

Source: bitcoin.com

South Korea, Hong Kong Lead Crypto Market Growth in East Asia
https://news.bitcoin.com/south-korea-hong-kong-lead-crypto-market-growth-in-east-asia
East Asia’s cryptocurrency market is experiencing significant growth, driven by institutional adoption in South Korea and Hong Kong, according to a report by blockchain analytics firm Chainalysis. South Korea leads with $130 billion in on-chain value, while Hong Kong emerges as a major hub due to its unique regulatory framework. Both regions reflect shifting attitudes toward digital assets, especially as traditional financial systems face growing skepticism. Blockchain analytics firm Chainalysis […]

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Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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