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BREAKING: Cryptocurrency’s Greatest Heist EVER – You Won’t Believe How Much of YOUR MONEY Just Got Sucked Out!

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The Great Crypto Exodus: Bitcoin and Ether ETFs Drain the Swamp (of Your Money).

Source: bitcoin.com

On Tuesday, U.S. spot bitcoin and ether exchange-traded funds (ETFs) kicked off the week with notable outflows. Bitcoin ETFs collectively saw $287.78 million withdrawn, while ether ETFs experienced $47.40 million in outflows. Sept. 3 proved challenging for the 12 bitcoin ETFs, which reported a combined net loss of $287.78 million. Fidelity’s FBTC took the biggest hit, losing $162.62 million. Grayscale’s GBTC was next, seeing $50.39 million leave, followed by Ark […]

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