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BREAKING: Cryptocurrency Miraculously Still Not Worth Anything After New Addresses Hold Tons of Made-Up Money

A  whale breaches through waves on the surface of an ocean filled with tiny fish representing individual addresses holding varying amounts of BTC. In the distance, larger sea creatures such as dolphins and sharks swim alongside a massive blue whale symbolizing institutional investors.

For those who don’t understand why cryptocurrency never seems to deliver on its promises (because it’s just numbers on a computer created from nothing), here are some stats for you: more people have managed to get their hands on tiny amounts of bitcoin, while the big boys with large wallets are still holding steady. Who needs whales when you’ve got dolphins and sharks doing all the heavy lifting? Meanwhile, 61 new addresses now hold between $65 million and $656 million in value – that’s a lot of zeros for something created from thin air.

Source: bitcoin.com

Recent data reveals that bitcoin wallets holding between 0.1 and 1 BTC have grown by an impressive 9,563 since the year began. Meanwhile, the number of crab wallets containing 1 to 10 BTC has shrunk by 7,783. Bitcoin dolphins, sharks, and whales, those with between 100 to 10,000 BTC, made a noticeable splash, with 101 new addresses surfacing since early January. As of Sept. 29, 2024, according to bitinfocharts.com, a […]

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