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BREAKING: Cryptocurrency Industry Finally Discovers Most Obvious Place to Put Office – Middle East!

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The never-ending saga of crypto bros trying to make their dubious endeavors look legitimate continues! Cointelegraph has established an office in Dubai’s DMCC Crypto Centre because who doesn’t love the idea of setting up shop in a hub that screams ‘we’re desperate for investment’?.

Source: cointelegraph

The Dubai Multi Commodities Centre (DMCC) has partnered with Cointelegraph to establish its regional office at the DMCC Crypto Centre. DMCC is the world’s flagship free zone and Government of Dubai Authority on commodities trade and enterprise. Cointelegraph will establish an office in the DMCC Crypto Centre, which has become the largest concentration of crypto and blockchain businesses in the region. By being part of this community, Cointelegraph gains key exposure […]

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