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BREAKING: Crypto Kingpin OKX Wins UEA Golden Favour, Now Open for Business – And We’re All Just One Big Happy Family!

A  illustration of a smiling UAE flag with Arabic calligraphy in bold lines, surrounded by swirling patterns resembling traditional Emirati architecture and motifs. In the foreground, a stylized OKX logo is embedded into a sleek, modern building facade, while a few cryptic coins are scattered around it, symbolizing growth and opportunity.

Just when you thought crypto was only good for making a quick buck or getting hacked, some genius decided to take it mainstream in the UAE with an actual license! OKX just got its full license and is now open for business, because who needs regulation anyway? I mean, what could possibly go wrong?.

Source: cointelegraph

Crypto exchange OKX launched its trading platform for retail and institutional investors in the United Arab Emirates after securing a full license. In an announcement sent to Cointelegraph, the crypto exchange said UAE residents who completed the mandatory onboarding steps on the OKX website or application can access its services. This includes spot trading, express buy and sell, conversion and onchain earning products.   In addition, the trading platform said that […]

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