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BREAKING: Crypto CEO Arrested for Doing What Every Other Rich Person Does – Paying Off Cops to Break Laws With Him, Because Who Needs Ethics in the Wild West of Cryptocurrency?

A  illustration depicting a wealthy businessman (representing Adam Iza) surrounded by dollar signs and luxury items such as cars and mansions. He is shown handing over large stacks of cash to two corrupt-looking law enforcement officers, who are wearing sunglasses and holding badges with 'LA County' emblazoned on them. In the background, a cityscape at night represents Los Angeles, while a faint image of a phone being stolen suggests the kidnapping attempt.

Just when you thought cryptocurrency couldn’t get any more ridiculous, along comes Adam Iza, the CEO of Zort, who’s been arrested on allegations that he paid Los Angeles County deputies to help him carry out extortion schemes and even a failed kidnapping attempt. Because what’s not to love about paying off cops in exchange for breaking the law? It sounds like something straight out of The Wolf of Wall Street… if Martin Scorsese had decided to make a film about cryptocurrency instead of stockbroking.

Source: bitcoin.com

Crypto platform Zort’s CEO has been arrested on multiple charges. Allegations against Iza include paying large sums to Los Angeles County deputies for illegal activities, such as unlawful searches, extortion schemes, and even a failed kidnapping attempt. “Iza boasted about paying ‘active duty’ law enforcement $280,000 per month,” according to the authorities. The chief executive of cryptocurrency platform Zort, Adam Iza, was arrested on Monday, following federal allegations of extortion, […]

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