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BREAKING: Crypto Bros Desperate to Prove Bitcoin Still Matters Launches New Token That Will Definitely Not Tank the Market

A  crypto bro frantically holds onto a sinking ship labeled 'Bitcoin', while another character in the background nervously looks at an empty wallet with a dwindling balance gauge. In front of them lies a pile of worthless tokens, each one bearing resemblance to the new BTCz token.

} The latest attempt by crypto bros to make us believe that Bitcoin is still relevant: Zest Protocol’s new BTCz token. Because what we really needed was another way for people to lose their money on a yield-bearing cryptocurrency. I mean, who needs actual value or returns when you can just create more numbers on a computer and call it .

Source: cointelegraph

Binance Labs and Tim Draper-backed Zest Protocol have launched their new BTCz token in the latest development for Bitcoin-native decentralized finance (DeFi). The new BTCz token will allow Bitcoin (BTC) holders to earn a staking yield on their Bitcoin through the Babylon Protocol. The new Zest Protocol Bitcoin (BTCz) token could bring a significant increase in capital efficiency for the world’s first cryptocurrency, according to Tycho Onnasch, co-founder of the […]

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