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BREAKING: Crypto Bro Dynasty Implodes! Two More Bros Abandon Ship With Millions in Investors’ Money Still Onboard!

A sinking ship with a 'Crypto Bro Dynasty' logo in flames, two bros jumping off the side into shark-infested waters while millions of dollars worth of investor money remains onboard.

It looks like two more crypto bros are jumping ship, but not before they’ve sucked all the money out of their respective ETFs.

Source: cointelegraph

Asset manager WisdomTree has requested to withdraw its S-1 filing for a spot Ether exchange-traded fund (ETF) with the United States regulator more than three years after initially submitting it. “The Registration Statement was originally filed on May 27, 2021. The Company confirms that no securities have been or will be issued or sold pursuant to the Registration Statement,” the firm declared in a filing with the United States Securities […]

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