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BREAKING: Crypto Bro Apocalypse Unfolds as One Guy Owns Entire Planet (Literally) With $30 Billion Bet on Bitcoin

A  illustration of BlackRock's CEO, Larry Fink, standing on a giant Bitcoin logo with his arms outstretched and surrounded by stacks of cash and gold bars, while in the background a massive bitcoin chart rises to new heights.

The crypto bros are losing it, and Bitcoin is winning – $30 billion in BlackRock’s pockets can’t be ignored.

Source: cointelegraph

BlackRock’s spot Bitcoin exchange-traded fund (ETF) has surpassed $30 billion in holdings, reflecting increasing demand for the world’s leading cryptocurrency. The world’s largest asset manager reached the $30 billion mark less than 10 months after launching its Bitcoin ETF, which began trading on Jan. 10. BlackRock currently holds more than 417,000 Bitcoin (BTC) worth over $30.4 billion at today’s valuation, data shows. BlackRock IBIT ETF holdings. Source: ishares.com Bitcoin ETF […]

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