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BREAKING: Crypto Apocalypse Ensues as Overhyped Firm Buys Another Random Company to Stay Relevant, Because That Always Ends Well

BlockchainCrypto NewsNFTs Doug Martinez October 5, 2024

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in crypto-land… another day, another pointless acquisition by some overhyped company trying to cling onto relevance. Aptos Labs thinks they’ve found the secret sauce for expansion into Asia through their purchase of HashPalette – a Japanese NFT service provider that’s probably only good for creating more worthless digital art.

Source: cointelegraph

Aptos Labs enters Japan through HashPalette acquisition
https://cointelegraph.com/news/aptos-labs-acquires-hashpalette-expands-japan
Aptos Labs, developer of the Aptos Network, signed an agreement to acquire Japanese non-fungible token (NFT) service provider HashPalette to expand its presence in Asia. On Oct. 3, HashPalette announced its decision to migrate to a wholly-owned subsidiary of Aptos Labs following an agreement with its previous owner, HashPort. The Palette Chain blockchain and existing HashPalette applications will be migrated to the Aptos Network as part of the acquisition. Source: […]

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Doug’s foray into NFTs was a monumental disaster, losing his entire life savings on digital junk that turned out to be worthless. Fueled by a mix of rage and disbelief, Doug crafts scathing, darkly comedic articles about the NFT madness. His writing cuts through the hype with bitter clarity, exposing the folly of the NFT craze. When he's not raging about his losses, he’s probably still trying to comprehend why he fell for this ludicrous scam.

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