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BREAKING: Commerzbank Abandons All Common Sense to Become Latest Bank to Succumb to the Siren Song of Bitcoin Madness!

A  bank vault door bursts open as a bitcoin logo spills out in gold coins, while Commerzbank's corporate clients rush towards it with briefcases full of euros.

Banks are jumping on the cryptocurrency bandwagon faster than a teenager at an all-you-can-eat buffet! Commerzbank is now partnering with Deutsche Börse’s subsidiary, Crypto Finance, to offer secure bitcoin and ether services to its corporate clients. Because what every bank needs is more exposure to unregulated digital assets created out of thin air by nerds in their mom’s basement.

Source: bitcoin.com

Commerzbank, one of Germany’s largest banks, has partnered with Deutsche Börse subsidiary Crypto Finance to offer secure bitcoin and ether services to its corporate clients. The collaboration focuses on seamless trading and custody solutions, ensuring regulated access to digital assets for select clients in Germany. This marks an important step towards broadening institutional crypto services in Europe, with both companies emphasizing security and regulation. Financial giant Commerzbank announced on Thursday […]

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