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BREAKING: Coinbase CEO Predicts Payments Boom Will Make You Rich (Just Like All the Other Times)

A comic illustration depicting Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong standing at a crossroads with two paths behind him. One path is labeled 'Trading' in bold, graffiti-style letters, while the other path has a faint sign reading 'Payments'. In front of him lies a new road marked by rising arrows and growing vines, symbolizing growth and optimism for crypto payments.

There’s nothing quite like a good dose of delusional optimism to start off your day. Brian Armstrong, the CEO of Coinbase (and self-proclaimed crypto visionary), is back with another gem: payments will be cryptocurrency’s next big boom! Because, you know, trading wasn’t enough for us gullible idiots who invested in this nonsense over the past decade. But hey, why not? Why settle for a decent profit when we can aim for something truly spectacular… like getting scammed out of our life savings by some crypto Ponzi scheme.

Source: bitcoin.com

Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong reflects on the past decade of the cryptocurrency industry, highlighting his initial expectation that payments would be the primary application for crypto. Instead, trading became the dominant force. Looking ahead, Armstrong remains optimistic about the future of crypto payments, citing advancements in stablecoins, layer two technologies, and simpler onboarding processes as key factors that could drive growth in the next decade. Brian Armstrong, the CEO of […]

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